how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives
yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED
This is incredibly satisfying
BASEBALL WEAK, TENNIS STRONG
Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year
These are golden
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!
Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.